Friday, March 10, 2006

WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH DUCK SAUCE?


Posting that the blog is going out of business in order to get people to post more is about as pointless as all of that goddamn duck sauce they give you when you order Chinese food. Does any body even use this crap? Why the hell don't they load you up with extra fortune cookies or more soy sauce, things you can actually use. And the same goes with the Mix Blog, post something interesting and you'll get people interested. If you post the blog is dead, then I hope you want it to die because the people who visit this blog will see that stupid post and think it's true, thus further diminishing our readers, and we barely have any to begin with.

Angry and cold,

This is Jack kodiak

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo, duck sauce is definitely usefull if and only if you receive a packet of chips with it (which I usally do). Chips and duck sauce are key to having a very full and appetizing chinese dinner/lunch. Peace.

Love,
Money Mike

Jazz said...

It's so warm out Jack... and it worked.

daniel bellury said...

jack. save all those duck sauce packets for me. i love putting on my rice. see what i usually do is use half my rice for whatever my entree is, because you don't really need that whole bucket of rice for an entree, believe me! then an hour or two later when i'm getting hungry again i just grab that bucket of half eaten rice and pour some duck sauce on it. then i'll just eat plain ol' rice with duck sauce. the best thing about it, is it isn't really made out of ducks!

Jazz said...

it's called duck sauce because ducks eat it too, but on bread usually.

and jack it wasn't a ploy to get more posts, but rather a call to action and it's nice to see so many answering...

Anonymous said...

Wow, we got a lot of comments on Duck Sauce. I guess James & N16 have no opinion whatsoever.

As for the rest of you, I'm not going to even try to goad you into commenting, but I will say I'm horribly disappointed in all of you, and I think you are the lackluster members of the blog & the mix.

Sometimes doing opposites,

This is Jack Kodiak

Anonymous said...

Duck sauce is yucky! Not a fan. I don't understand the appeal.

Anonymous said...

Duck sauce sucks duck dick. You know what else sucks duck dick, american idol, its on in my apartment I think I am gonna kill myself.